Tidal Relativity
If you so want, we can help. By the way. Nice planet. Once on the market, we will discuss the price.
Now, your problems of scholarship have come to centre on an apple and an earth man. The earth man was known to you as Sir Isaac Newton. Translated into Martian this name means Sir Let's Get The Universe Wrong.
Note 1/
This earth man's base mistakes preceded him.
Note 2/
Your earth professors are sound asleep.
The rest of this first web page is for any of your earth professors and earth teachers who haven't already seen the way your mutual gravitation is the ruinous academic mistake of your planet. The second is not needed at all if an earth academic actually wakes up and sees an apple fall without your earth moving towards said apple and that's the best. Then they can develop their own moving inverse square law earthly conscience. As a warning, the second web page carries strong indications of an unforeseen Martian predicament. With a due respect of your sensitivities, we are bursting. After getting through the earth atmosphere and then your customs and then finding ourselves on traffic duty all over your planet, we really do need to use your bathroom.
Now, your problems of scholarship have come to centre on an apple and an earth man. The earth man was known to you as Sir Isaac Newton. Translated into Martian this name means Sir Let's Get The Universe Wrong.
Note 1/
This earth man's base mistakes preceded him.
Note 2/
Your earth professors are sound asleep.
The rest of this first web page is for any of your earth professors and earth teachers who haven't already seen the way your mutual gravitation is the ruinous academic mistake of your planet. The second is not needed at all if an earth academic actually wakes up and sees an apple fall without your earth moving towards said apple and that's the best. Then they can develop their own moving inverse square law earthly conscience. As a warning, the second web page carries strong indications of an unforeseen Martian predicament. With a due respect of your sensitivities, we are bursting. After getting through the earth atmosphere and then your customs and then finding ourselves on traffic duty all over your planet, we really do need to use your bathroom.
The point in between your earth and moon where a droplet of ocean would accelerate towards neither body is the mathematical/physical key to the high tide under this single moon you have here.
Simply you haven't been recognizing that your moon shot alternation of direction of fall arithmetic is also the fundamental of the high tide under your moon. What you seem to be doing is presuming your moon and earth inverse square laws are constantly doing some earth - moon arithmetic at the oceans of your earth. Varying as the earth and moon separation varies, in reality the earth - moon inverse square law arithmetic perpetually exists in space about 350,000 kilometres from the earth on the earth - moon axis. What you need to do is get the idea of inverse square laws penetrating each other out of your scholarship. This is rather senseless.
The droplet of ocean acceleration in neither direction point relative to a point equidistant from the centre of your planet but at a right angle to the earth-moon axis explains why you observe that high tide under your moon. And low tides at a right angle to your earth - moon axis.
After that the earth central dynamic of the second high tide becomes schoolbook simple for you. That tide is the equal and opposite force across the core of your earth to the force on the moon close side of your earth. And, interestingly, if your very own Sir Isaac Newton's third law is a true science, this explanation of your second high tide cannot be wrong. What this means for you is your academic refrain of forces existing in pairs is correct. But those pairs are not within the fantasy of your Sir Isaac Newton's mutual gravitation formula. With respect of any tides, those pairs are the vector pairs across the centre of a gravity field. Or, in accordance with the following arithmetic, look down at your planet and its moon when their separation is the average and you should see your planet's force pairs below.
As it turns on its axis, this is your in principle explanation of why your beautiful earth is experiencing a semidiurnal lunar tidal rhythm. The unanalysed idea of your moon pulling an ocean under your moon was where your scholarship got you off to a bad understanding of the gravity of the universe. Unfortunately, your Sir Isaac Newton or even your Albert Einstein did not seek to question your ancient moon ‘pulls’ ocean idea. Consequently they have left you unsophisticated.
As it turns on its axis, this is your in principle explanation of why your beautiful earth is experiencing a semidiurnal lunar tidal rhythm. The unanalysed idea of your moon pulling an ocean under your moon was where your scholarship got you off to a bad understanding of the gravity of the universe. Unfortunately, your Sir Isaac Newton or even your Albert Einstein did not seek to question your ancient moon ‘pulls’ ocean idea. Consequently they have left you unsophisticated.
Of course, by now there is a Martian understanding that all earthlings are under a spell.
Earthlings, please don't be shocked or at all overwhelmed. All we want to do is wake academics up for you. The alarm has gone off and they are still asleep. Yes we are Martians in the market for a closer to the sun planet. Sincerely, we have no wish to put a down payment on one inundated with professors taking fine delight in misunderstanding tides and planetary motion. That would be a waste of all our traveller's cheques.
Now. If an earthling can see Sir Isaac's law of gravity is not your answer already and is prepared to risk entering the strange world of giraffe smooching Martians, possibility of going straight through to the reluctant Martian web page exists. Hopefully, though, your sleepy academics are woken up already. Then they can happily take charge of the inverse square law on your great planet. And you can breathe easy about the journey's end bladder and bowel needs of us Martians..........